My car has been visited by a marten. That bloody critter dared to bite into some cables there. I will teach him not to do it for a second time.
Repairing that goddamn cables: 264,91 €
Buying a shocking device: 39,99 €
waiting for that fucker to be grilled: priceless!
Crazy German animals!! I've never seen something like that. And why on earth would it handicap your car??
ReplyDeleteat least you're gonna have fun trying to shick that thing. i can see it now...
In winter, these suckers like the heat of car motors, why they climb into cars in summer I don´t know.
ReplyDeleteThe problem is, if you have a male marten in your car and he smells that there has been another one before him, he will want to defend his territory and goes into a biting frenzy, damaging cables and stuff.
I think thats hilarious. sounds like something out of a scary movie:
ReplyDelete" the killer wants to kill us but we can't leave the mountain cabin cuz that damn Martin ate my car!" lolz
and killing the is probably cruel but i'm sure you can poison them with like... poison in your engine or something :)
If you use something chemical you´d have to reapply it every so often. Besides, it would have to be something that doesn´t harm the cables and it would only work after he ate the cables.
ReplyDeleteI don´t remember even one movie where a marten played a role. That would be something innovative.